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Privacy Policy

We respect your privacy like Arjuna respects Krishna - no tracking, no spam, just your email (if you subscribe). One cookie to rule the popup. That’s it.

Or: How I Respect Your Privacy Without Being a Weirdo About It

Hi there, fellow seeker of truth and non-invasive websites.

Let’s break it down simply - I’m here to share insights from the Bhagavad Gita, not to harvest your personal data like it’s Black Friday for marketers.

💌 What I Collect (Barely Anything)

When you subscribe, I ask for just one thing:
👉 Your email address. That’s it.

I use it to:

  • Send you the weekly Modern Problems, Gita Solutions newsletter
  • Occasionally drop in with bonus content or delightful musings
  • Never spam, sell, or overshare your address with third parties (not even if someone offers me front-row Gita discourse tickets)

🍪 Cookies? Yes, One. Just One.

This website uses a single cookie - and it’s not even chocolate chip.

I use it only to remember whether you’ve closed the subscription popup, so it doesn’t annoy you every five minutes. That’s it. No tracking, no analytics, no fingerprinting, no secret mood ring.

If you clear your cookies, the popup may return. Think of it as karmic reset.

🙅‍♂️ What I Don’t Collect

  • Your IP address
  • Your behavior across the internet
  • Your shopping history
  • Your secret crushes
  • Or anything else you haven’t explicitly and willingly shared

🔐 How Your Email Is Handled

Your email is stored securely with my newsletter platform (currently Ghost). I don’t export it, rent it, or whisper it to digital demons.

If I ever switch platforms, I’ll still treat your email like sacred text - protected, private, and never misused.

🧘 Unsubscribing = Instant Freedom

Every email comes with an unsubscribe link. No guilt, no drama. You can leave anytime, and I won’t chase you with spiritual guilt trips.

🙋 Questions?

If you’re wondering about something I didn’t cover (or just want to say hi), email me at: privacy@amvrit.com

In short:
I respect your privacy the way Arjuna respects Krishna - with deep trust and zero manipulation.

Thanks for being here. Now go live your dharma (and enjoy an uncluttered inbox).

— The (still human) writer behind Modern Problems, Gita Solutions